I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays.

“I want to write a song based on my own childbirth. Of course, this is all a bit…”

“Do you know a man better than me?” I asked her. “Yes,” she replied. “Great,” I …”

“If I’m going to write a book every American will want to read, it’s got to have…”

“If I were a robot, and I got cheated on with a vacuum cleaner, I’d question my …”