I don’t like tit for tat. I like tit for tit. Bring on the boobies!

“A blanket could be shared with someone cold. And if you’re sharing your blanket…”

“Of all things possible, the impossible is the only one worth skipping sex for.”

“She had no mind, but I didn’t mind, because she had a body like an upside down …”

“I stood in the doorway pondering the difference between naked and nude, and the…”