I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for others’ work—in this case, my mom and dad. Or possibly my mom and the mailman.


“Mosquito snobs sit on STOP signs trying to get out all the red.”

“A blanket could be used to make magical music. And no, I’m not talking about se…”

“In middle school, Renaldo was voted most likely to vote in a Presidential elect…”

“A brick could be God’s gift to man (and woman), and we wouldn’t even know it be…”