I don’t make love. But I do have it made in China. It’s just more cost effective.

“A cop is closer to a garbage man than he is to a lawyer. The cop isn’t in the m…”

“The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house, and …”

“When the war comes, you’ll find me on the front line, with some crayons, colori…”

“-I don’t want you to do anything.-Well then I won’t do anything.
-Thank you.
-D…”