I don't mean to be critical of the Trenton police," I said, "but wouldn't you think someone could catch this goddamn rabbit? He's riding around, handing out photos.

“The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic wast…”

“Almost everything on Craigslist paid more than I was making, but my qualificati…”

“Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.”

“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'…”