I don’t need a coffee cup. That’s what hands were invented for. That’s also why I don’t need sex. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I’m so smart that I make everyone around me smarter. I do this by being dumber …” “I want to go back to weighing 165 pounds. Let me take off my clothes.” “I’m running late. But that’s OK, because I’m wearing Nikes.” “The ChairI’m writing to you, who made the archaic wooden chairlook like a thron…”