I don’t need a dress, I need an address. And some panties.

“I’m the kind of guy who turns my fan on in winter, only to then go and add anot…”

“The passenger door was wide open, nobody was around, and a purse was inside. Wa…”

“I am not who I pretend to be, even when I act like myself.”

“My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life…”