I don’t need your sympathy, unless it comes in the form of a check or cash. I also accept money orders.

“It’s 3:33 am as I’m writing this down on loose sheets of printer paper. I’m in …”

“Albertasauras is named After Alberta, Canada, which is named after Prince Alber…”

“You know what really chokes me up? Being strangled.”

“I am the now of the then. My body is the embodiment of all my ancestors who cam…”