I don’t put my name and address on the return address section of an envelope. I simply write “Surprise!

“Blankets could be used to make perimeter walls, to keep out an invading army wi…”

“I put the choir in kissing. Too bad there’s no sing in fornicating. But that do…”

“I didn’t get your letter. I did receive it, but I didn’t understand it.”

“If love looked like a deer, smelled like a deer, and ran like a deer, then I wo…”