I don’t run errands. Usually I jog.

“Bricks could be used to fill Fort Knox. I know, I know. You’re probably thinkin…”

“I want to sign a treaty with a cripple that will be both valid and, like the ow…”

“The cute girl at the bar asked for my number. I told her I’m number one. Then I…”

“I carry on about how much you love me, and I carry on my love like it’s carry-o…”