I Don't sparkle ........I Bite !!!

“Yes you can let a guy bite you but not on the first date! he has to pay for din…”

“Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian, sometimes it…”

“Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress...feet on the floor and your knees …”

“If people don't wish to be eaten then they shouldn't taste so nice”