I don't think any man could solve the world's problems overnight, myself included. You'd better give me at least two days.

“His last name was Worthless. Or was that just the perfect word to describe him?…”

“I have as much style as a turnstile. Thrust your hips into me.”

“I fear one day I’ll get a knock at my front door, and I’ll answer it to find my…”

“I converted my mechanical toothbrush into an electric screwdriver. Now it more …”