I don’t think anybody’s ever written a song called, “There’s urine on the couch, and the remote control is in the shower.” I would write it myself, but I’ve never been very good at writing love ballads.

“Are you OK with pissing people off to succeed? Because that’s what will happen.…”

“For men, money, like sex, is something that nearly everybody wants more of, and…”

“A blanket can be wrapped around one’s head and used as a helmet. It’s particula…”

“My new book is going well. It’s practically writing itself! Actually, what I me…”