I don’t think our president is doing a good job, but I think he’s doing a great vacation.

“She loves me. She must, because she left flowers in the fridge from her date. S…”

“A brick could be used in a knee replacement surgery, to build back the wall sep…”

“I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advic…”

“I am a juxtaposition. And at the same time, I’m not. I’m always like this becau…”