I don’t understand people who don’t like meatloaf. Your mom doesn’t make it like Michael Aday does.

“Charity can be a good thing. But the only cause I’ll support is because. Don’t …”

“I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for o…”

“We’re all trying to come to terms with our mortality. Well, except for me, beca…”

“I’m not stuck up. I’m constipated.
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