I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.


“My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.”

“I was forced to eat crow. I was so embarrassed that I would have eaten any othe…”

“A brick could be used as a trophy, and when you get yours, believe me, you’ll h…”

“A brick could be crushed, mixed with water, and drunk like a sports drink. And …”