I don’t use coarse humor, but occasionally I’ll joke about intercourse—between midget siblings.

“I’m tired of thinking about Agatha. Well, not about her, but about my loss of h…”

“Ears of corn can listen better than me when they’re still in the ground.”

“For your birthday, I got you a box. Hooray! It’s empty, so you can fill it with…”

“She had two blueberries for eyes, and hair the color of strawberries. Too bad o…”