I don’t want to hold you back. That’s what the chains affixed to the wall are for.

“I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.”

“A brick could be used to flavor your bathtub water, and raise the fluid level, …”

“I make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus during foreplay?”

“I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.”