I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle.

“I could sit in a recliner, if I were so inclined.”

“An empty room holds nothing but memories. At least it would, if I didn’t just f…”

“A blanket could be drenched in water, frozen, and then enjoyed like a giant cot…”

“I didn’t mean to drown him. But the soup was right there, and he was just a spo…”