I drive a car that’s covered in fur, because before the automobile, there was the horse.

“A brick could be used as a thick bumper sticker. Then if you get in a crash, yo…”

“Her name was Janice, but I called her Jan because she was born in December—just…”

“I suspended my disbelief, and left it floating in mid air.”

“I've always been one to share things. Particularly things like responsibility a…”