I drive by the spot of my injury, because each time I do, the pain lessens, and it teaches me a lesson.

“I’m like a ventriloquist chasing his own voice. I can whisper and shout at the …”

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive an…”

“Love reminds me of when I was six and had a pet goldfish named “Silverbird” tha…”

“Armadillo? I’d rather arm civilians.”