I eat fog for breakfast, and I shit out steamy love scenes from the 80s.

“The abbreviation for Brazil, BRA, makes me think of breasts. I have no idea why.”

“Back when I was a competitive swimmer, I used to dream of going to the Olympics…”

“A blanket could be used to put the war in warm. Just paint the blanket like an …”

“I look at a woman’s shoes, not to tell how sexy she is, but to determine how se…”