I enjoy breakfast in bed. But not while I am sleeping, because that’s when I’m making love.

“An exercise in unknowing is not the same as not knowing or forgetting.”

“I don’t think anybody’s ever written a song called, “There’s urine on the couch…”

“I think it would be funny to dye somebody’s pool red and then throw dead fish i…”

“My handyman is handicapped and oh so handsome, because he’s my clone.”