I enjoy the small things in life. Like my penis.

“I could write from anywhere, including the moon, provided I had a pencil and no…”

“My love is like one of those wooden Russian nesting dolls (matryoshka doll). I …”

“As our bodies are mostly made of water, I’d rather be hungry than thirsty. And …”

“If love melted like a statue made of butter, would you consider me a pancake or…”