I feel like having another thigh and calf would give me a leg up on my competition.

“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask…”

“I held open the door for the man who held up the bank. It was the least I could…”

“Do is to don’t, as go is to gon’t. Gon’t even do there.”

“If body language is 90% of a conversation, then obviously what’s being said is …”