I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones.

“A love like mine is rare. So is the steak I just sent back to the kitchen. But …”

“I stood in the doorway pondering the difference between naked and nude, and the…”

“If I share your bottle of beer, I’ll take the left side.”

“Earwax is nothing more than sound boogers. I’m too congested to hear anything b…”