I feel like someone who has a parade named in their honor, and doesn’t get invited.

“The phrase “Rat you out” is offensive because it’s not offensive enough. It sho…”

“If you can listen to or read anything, but misspelled words offend you, raise y…”

“Don’t do something today you’ll regret for the next 10,000 tomorrows. No, you s…”

“I had a dream about you. You were Ginger Rogers, and you were trying to teach m…”