I feel like the boy who cried wolf, even though I know even less about politics.

“No, lady, you didn’t have sex with me, you had sex with my clone. I’m sorry, bu…”

“You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I kn…”

“I once met an asexual unicycle, but I wasn’t wearing rubber gloves so I didn’t …”

“Babies look better when they’re all dressed up—in bacon.”