I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.

“The best place to hide gold coins is in a treasure chest filled with those circ…”

“I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April …”

“I didn’t do a 180-degree turn on my thinking. I simply swiveled my chair around…”

“Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for …”