I fell in love, but she wasn’t there to pick me up. So I took a taxi.

“A blanket could be bunched up and used as a seat cushion. But I’d rather cut of…”

“I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leop…”

“I don’t worry about identity theft, because I don’t even know who I am as a per…”

“Seeking a woman who looks like a feminized version of L. Ron Hubbard to help me…”