I find it hard to fold clothes. Especially if I’m wearing them.

“The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laund…”

“I asked her if she’d give me all her love, and she flatly said no. I got excite…”

“The Bronze Age was such a third-place era.”

“What is it about money that makes people kill for it? I’ll have to think about …”