I find politicians’ speeches moving. Sometimes I don’t even pack up before forever leaving their vicinity.

“Ah, the good ol’ days. I remember those days. That was before your time. It was…”

“There’s not a person alive who is ugly. Now dead people, they disgust me.”

“A drunk can't follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.”

“The two sisters wouldn’t sleep with me. But it’s cool, because they were nuns, …”