I floated like driftwood in the ocean. I wasn’t worried about sharks, because my bathtub is much too shallow.

“We’ve got a tortilla chip type of love. So am I to blame if I’m looking for a l…”

“I’m older today than yesterday, and therefore I must be more mature.”

“I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if …”

“I’m in no position to criticize, because I’m in the fetal position, and I’m bou…”