I found love in the arms of another woman. Who needs two legs, a torso, or talking?


“A brick could be used to separate two types of people. On the left is a guy who…”

“If I had a wooden leg I could sit on three-legged chairs no problem.”

“If I were a waiter, and a bald guy complained there was a hair in his food, I’d…”

“Night—it’s the only thing that will cover up one of my black moods. Good thing …”