I found the skeleton of a caveman a few years back. Miraculously, it had skin and hair still attached, and amazingly my archaeological discovery actually talked to me saying, “Jarod, when are you going to stop mooching off your mother and me?

“I don’t want a home, but I do want to buy a lot that I like a lot.”

“My advice is to just ignore the problem until you’re dead. This could be the qu…”

“A brick could be used as bait for the vampire shark. Since nobody’s ever seen a…”

“I haven’t seen my old friends in a while. Maybe next week I’ll go visit them in…”