I gather wisdom like a net gathers fish. And the more fish I get in my net, the more I feel like a chicken.

“A counterfeit is a knock off. A cat’s tail swiping a knickknack placed perilous…”

“Have an apple. It’s bruised. I beat the hell out of it.”

“I’m about to cross a time zone, and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling…”

“I am the Zam Maz of love. Or at least I will be, once 572w167e74zx2.”