I gathered all my eggs in one basket, because I believe in collectivism, and I wanted a tyrannical omelet.

“I’ve got to have kids of my own. If not, who’s going to ascend to my throne?”

“When someone looks at something they don’t understand and they say, “That could…”

“I wanted “300” to be less about fighting, and more about bowling. At least they…”

“I just invented a new light that shuts off automatically when an ugly person wa…”