I get Gulliver’s Travels and Thousand Island dressing mixed up.

“An exercise in unknowing is not the same as not knowing or forgetting.”

“I hate when I'm at the grocery store and the person checking me out asks, "Pape…”

“I’d rate myself five stars, and those stars would all be fish. My review was of…”

“In five years I want to go equally as far as I have come in the last five years…”