I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece.

“How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same thing…”

“Normal is made up of two friends—Norm and Al. That’s twice the number of friend…”

“I'm going to wear my birthday suit, even though it barely fits in the middle wh…”

“I am the Sisters of Mercy. All three of them. Triplets.”