I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.

“When tragedy hits close to home, like your neighbor’s house, it really makes yo…”

“A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the excep…”

“There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody c…”

“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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