I got offended when she laughed, because she was showing pleasure, but she was also showing displeasure—in all the previous moments where she hadn’t laughed.

“I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only f…”

“At the bar, I asked her what she’d like to drink, hoping she’d reply, “Your sem…”

“Scars are proof man isn’t perfect, though constantly getting closer.”

“A mine divided in two isn’t as preferential as a yours divided in two. 
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