I got tapped for the job position. As soon as I felt it on my shoulder, I turned around and my boss told me.

“Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff.”

“Sword and words—same letters, and same ability to cut down.”

“I have been writing for about eleven years now. I went from elfish to elephanti…”

“I’m thinking about becoming a farmer and a fisherman—a hunter of swimming plant…”