I got you a birthday present. The box is the exact same size as a coffin.

“A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?”

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“Through the miracle of science, or divine intervention, a brick could be made s…”

“I'm all about safe fruit. After I peel a banana, I roll on a condom.”