I got your love out of the umbrella cabinet. I hope you weren’t saving it for a rainy day.

“I hid a flower in a garden. I also hid a body there.”

“I’ll show the state of my nipples before asking, Is that all you’ve got, Januar…”

“I was so offended I wanted to light his face on fire. But I restrained myself, …”

“She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, “With you, or in general?”