I gotta ask you...why do you always circle before you lie down?" I said.

"As opposed to what?" Johnny Depp asked, astonished by the question. "You mean not circle? How would I tamp down the leaves and twigs and get comfortable?"

"What leaves and twigs?" I said. "This bed is twig-free."

"Hmm. I see your point," said Johnny Depp, pausing for a second before he resumed circling. "But did it occur to you maybe that's because I circle first?

Auteur: Merrill Markoe