I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.

“I’m thinking of moving my cloning factory to someplace less visible, like in fr…”

“America’s been ruined by one word: Bankers. No, two words: Bankers and lawyers.…”

“My dreams have wings. But not soaring eagle wings, more like the wings of a but…”

“I walk like I have tornadoes for legs. Let us make love like Kansas.”