I guessed his name was Face of Horror. I wondered how long it had taken his mom to think of that. Bob? No. Sam? No. How about Face of Horror?

“You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine wh…”

“We walked on the beach, fed blue corn ships to the seagulls, and munched on blu…”

“Dreams like podcast. Downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff.”

“You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine."Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do the…”