I had a great view of the sunset. At least until father went and changed the channel. Dammit, dad!

“I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m…”

“We made love like three seasons, but I didn’t fall.”

“A smile, a smirk, and a wink walk into a bar, and the bartender asks them what …”

“I collect nothing. The best part is, the less I have, the more I have.”