I had a moral opposition to eating before dawn on the grounds that I was not a nineteenth-century Russian peasant fortifying myself for a day in the fields.

“Depression is a side effect of dying. (Almost everything is, really).”

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“I know it's a bit self-aggrandizing.""Hey, you're stealing my eulogy," Isaac sa…”