I had an arranged marriage. If I didn’t, how would anybody know when and where to show up?

“Money’s a tool, like a wrench, and until I make more I need to tighten my belt.”

“I have an ill-fitting jacket. It looks sick. It has an “I Voted” sticker on it,…”

“Working the grill all those years, I just got burned out.”

“If my initials were Y.E.S., I’d probably go around smiling all the time.”